That's it Canberra, Spring and Summer have been and gone, WINTER IS COMING

16 - The temperature when BB, CC and I left home in Franklin. As we got closer and closer to Yerrabi pond it got closer 
and closer to zero.
10 - The temperature when we got to Bizant St.and did the weekly pre run catch up with the usual bunch of hashers once
again sucked in to thinking the weather was on the up. 
8 - Starting to chill down now and the chalk talk has just commenced
6 - Not only the temperature but also the number of times that CRYING DICK "happened" to mention his pate' addiction 
recently acquired during a Europe trip. Halfway around the trail and DANGLES is dog trotting on the walk in a feeble attempt
to warm up and get the blood flowing.
5 - SQUATTER summed up the evening by saying "The best bit of the run/walk was the drive here"
SUNSHINE gave a wonderfully accurate run report, regaling us with tales of the runners cocks withdrawing into their abdomens,
Frozen balls, wading through knee deep snow and ice skating on Yerrabi pond. 
4 - The fire bucket is set up, the wood stack is piled up against a handy tree, the scribe sets up in prime position. Then the fire
bucket is inexplicably moved away from the handy tree, the scribe loses his prime position and in a Hulk like demonstration of
rage, RAMBO starts to demolish the poor heritage listed tree for fire wood.
3 - The number of times CRASH and BURN declared his undying love for Cock, and the number of times POPTART disagreed
with the GPS, Google maps on the phone, 1800 IM LOST, the Canberra UBD and her map of Tassie in her attempts to get to
the run site.
2 - The temp is now hovering just above freezing on the outside of the circle where all the behind the scenes work is being done
I.E. drinks being poured, notes being written, hot food having heat removed. CRASH and BURN is charged for having a low
hanging cock,
0 - The temperature, the number of balls that HIDDEN FLAGON has that were actually descended. The number of runs that
TOY BOY should be allowed to set at Yerrabi Pond in the future. The number of bottles of French Champagne that
CRYING DICK brought back for the hash from France. The number of Rugby charges tonight.
-2 - The temperature in the car boot where FRISKIES and HELLO KITTY have left KITTY LITTER whilst hashing
 
It was pointed out during the circle that POOPTART and SUNSHINE could be twins if not for the fact that SUNSHINE has
Tourettes syndrome. Then because the two of were in the circle ALL SHORT HASHERS were asked to come forward and
thus another GNOMEAGGEDDON was created.
 
HF was charged for farting in C and Bs face. SUELLEN was charged for being a velocopeeder after her feats on the weekend at
the Canberra Bike Hash 300th ride in Murrumburrah. The temperature has now dropped to -4 Fuck its cold !!!!!
25 - The number of shots required by ANKLE BITER to make the ladies tee
-6 - The temperature of TOYBOYs lasagne  
-46 - FRIZZY LIZZIES birthday
-150 - The number of runs completed by McTRASH
-156 - the number of times MTPY teeth chattered whilst he gave the FRB to SCARLETT
 
We all managed to clear the carpark and fall in behind the snow plough at the end of the evening and got back to civilisation 
on on to JRs abode in Duffy